I woke up late, my inbox is full

The dishes are dirty-oh, wonderful

I′ve got a meeting, a deadline, ten tasks and a call

I just need to make a list, that's all

Grocery store, laundry, water the plants

Reply to that text, oh, and dry clean my pants

I′m drowning in tasks, but I will persist

I just need to make a list

I just need to make a list, a simple little list

If I can write it down, it just might exist

From chores to dreams, I'll check them off quick

I always go back to the same timeless fix

Grabbing a pen and writing a list

Now my car's making a weird clicking sound

My plants are dead, my Wi-Fi′s down

I′ve got to prioritize, this is getting bad

I just need to find my little notepad

Call the plumber, renew my license

Learn to meditate, fight my vices

Plan a vacation, escape the abyss

I really need to make a list

I just need to make a list, a simple little list

If I can write it down, it just might exist

From chores to dreams, I'll check them off quick

I always go back to the same timeless fix

Grabbing a pen and writing a list

Now the news is on, and it′s all bad

The economy's crashing, I′m kinda mad

Inflation's rising, the climate′s a mess

I know a list will make me feel less stress

Asteroid's coming-brace for the hit

Democracy's over? Add it to the list

Aliens are landing, the world′s in a twist

I know! I just need to make a list

I just need to make a list, a simple little list

If I can write it down, it just might exist

From chores to dreams, I′ll check them off quick

I always go back to the same timeless fix

Grabbing a pen and writing a list

So when the world ends, and we're all toast

I′ll be the one who organized the most

With my pad in my hand and a pen in my fist

My last earthly task will be writing a fucking list

So when the world ends, and we're all toast

I′ll be the one who organized the most

With my pad in my hand and a pen in my fist

My last earthly task will be writing a fucking list