Chef Pewee's in the kitchen, I'm the king of cooking things. Yeah!

Got macaroni, pizza, cookies and some ice cream. Yeah!

And when it comes to comes to cooking I'm like Zeus or Hercules. Yeah!

'Cause Bowser's really angry (Chef Pewee!) and he might just murder me. NO!

Toad wants to help (Woohoo!) but he gets all on my nerves. (Weed!) Stop it!

He's always touching things, I'm like get out of here you turd! (Can I help?) Go!

I can make turtle soup or cook an Angry Bird. Big Red!

Chef PeePee is the best, everybody spread the word!

I got goombay in the oven, penguins in the pot. The pot!

I can make a meal out of anything you got

I can turn a rock into a pie or a soufflé. Voila!

And I can turn some cat litter into a nice cheesecake. Ay!

Chef PeePee is the best x3

I'm better than the rest

Chef PeePee is the best x3

Tell me who just made this mess!