I got this friend that thinks he’s the man

And everytime he go out he be striking constantly

But he won’t accept it, he Just swears its them its not him

He be saying shit like

I’m Flexin on theses hoes like I’m Johnny Bravo

I’m Blasting all my jams, I’ll make your head fuckin bobble

I’m Livin life fast, pulling back on the throttle

We Drinkin grey goose, til we empty the bottleX2

My My My boy hit the bar with some toxic masculinity

Black shirt, shades, and jeans Johnny Bravo swag infinity

He thinks he’s gonna holla but he doesn’t realize

Pickup lines don’t get you between a girls thighs

I can see him strikin out all over the place

He swings for home runs but hasn’t even been on base

He won’t shut up about guns, cars, and possessions

No girls are interested and he hasn’t learned his lesson

He made a sexist joke and a gurl called him rude

Brushed it off “I could’ve smashed if I wanted to”

He thinks he’s just confident but he’s super cocky

Really he’s just insecure with emotions so rocky

He feigns like he’s the man he never really emotes

When it comes to one night stands, he swears he’s the goat

Hitting on girls was never really his niche

If they turn him down he’ll say “it’s because she’s a bitch.”

I’m Flexin on theses hoes like I’m Johnny Bravo

I’m Blasting all my jams, I’ll make your head fuckin bobble

I’m Livin life fast, pulling back on the throttle

We Drinkin grey goose, til we empty the bottleX2

Don’t take my kindness for weakness it’s only truth when I speak it

Like a pastor I’ll preach this and say it to ya no sneak diss

You need to stop freakin and stop all this tweakin

Keep up the Johnny bravo swag and no girls will be leakin

And you’ll end up being the old man alone at the bar

Creeping around payin girls, still not gettin far

If you gotta pay a girl to hang out with you your sad

I don’t care if you’re in a frat, so shut up chad and brad

If it’s merit based love and you gotta flex a status

You won’t feel the real deal and you’ll cheat as an apparatus

I wouldn’t want a status girl that only cares about money

I only want a girl that makes all of my days feel lucky

So let’s be better gentlemen and show some respect

And let’s treat girls like humans and not somethin we collect

And if you assault a lady just know that your next

Cause time is up dick, creepy men we resent

I’m Flexin on theses hoes like I’m Johnny Bravo

I’m Blasting all my jams, I’ll make your head fuckin bobble

I’m Livin life fast, pulling back on the throttle

We Drinkin grey goose, til we empty the bottleX2

He won’t

Get it get it get it get it get it one time

He won’t

Get it get it get it get it get it two times

He won’t

Get it get it get it get it get it three times

He sends her another text but she won’t reply (X2)

It’s basically because like, ya know, she gave him a fake number