I packed my trash last night pre-drive

Zero cleanliness in here

And I'm gonna be dirty as Oscar the grouch by then

I love the trash so much I miss my filth

It's lonely here clean

On such a trash filled ride

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

'Till the clean comes around again to find

I'm not the man they think I am at dump

Oh no no no I'm a dumpster man

Dumpster man swimming in garbage here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

'Till the clean comes around again to find

I'm not the man they think I am at dump

Oh no no no I'm a dumpster man

Dumpster man burning up the Ozone with my trash alone

My car ain't the kind of place to raise your kids

In fact it's gross as hell

And there's too much trash there to raise them if you did

And all these frech fries I don't understand

It's just my job five days a week makes it dirty

A dumpster man, a dumpster man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

'Till the clean comes around again to find

I'm not the man they think I am at dump

Oh no no no I'm a garbage man

Garbage man burning your nostrils with my car alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

'Till the clean comes around again to find

I'm not the man they think I am at dump

Oh no no no I'm a trashman

Trash man stenching up the world with my car alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

Till it gets clean again

Trashman