[Verse 1]

Oh, I am going to the country

With my suitcase in my hand

Oh, I'm going out to the country

With my suitcase in my hand

If I don't make it back home

This what you can tell my man

[Verse 2]

I'm leaving you out to pasture

‘Cause you I just cannot stand

Oh, I'm leaving you out to pasture

And getting out just as fast as I can

In my bright red leather boots

And my guitar in my hand

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

My new lover’s name is Rico

And he’s a bull fighting man

He’s from the land of Puerto Rico

But he is big in Japan

He’s got a shiny private jet

He’s gonna take me away to Kazakhstan

[Verse 4]

Cars are Rico’s hobby

So he don't drive a sedan

He’s got lots and lots of money

So he dont work near trash cans

He’s a master at the keys

And he plays in a mariachi band

(Take it away, Rico)

[Keys Solo]

[Verse 5]

In conclusion, I don't need you

‘Cause I've got a new plan

We’re gonna sail the ocean blue

On Rico’s catamaran

So please don't write to me again

I hope that you understand