[Verse 1: Greg]

Good morning fellow losers

Good morning fellow scholars

Do you like making money?

Do you like being weird?

An emergency contact

A text from your mom

A generation gap year

With a certain je ne sais quoi

Good morning fellow perverts

Good morning middle spoons

Do you think it's over?

It really seems like it's over

Do you want to argue?

I don't want to argue

We should donate all our money to um, something

Something good

[Chorus: Greg, Mandy, Greg & Mandy]

There are problems with the wind (Ah)

But the wind is gone

There are issues at the plant (Ah)

The workers can't carry on

If you need a sign (Ah)

You can bang my line

Dial 999-9999

The bygones are gone (Ah)

But what's gone is not forgotten

There are issues at the plant (Ah)

And the foreman cannot solve 'em

If you need a sign (Ah)

You can bang my line

Dial 999-9999

[Verse 2: Greg]

Behold the marble gods

Behold the golden statues

Behold the piece of birthday cake

The size of Lincoln's shoe

Now close your tab, close all your tabs

You have reached the end of reading

Behold the mansions

Behold the Tesla McDonald's

Behold the ketchup

The other, other red meat

And that concludes my prepared remarks

I will now be taking questions

[Chorus: Greg, Mandy, Greg & Mandy]

There are problems with the wind (Ah)

But the wind is gone

There are issues at the plant (Ah)

The workers can't carry on

If you need a sign (Ah)

You can bang my line

Dial 999-9999

The bygones are gone (Ah)

But what's gone is not forgotten

There are issues at the plant (Ah)

And the foreman cannot solve 'em

If you need a sign (Ah)

You can bang my line

Dial 999-9999

[Outro: Greg & Mandy, Mandy, Greg]

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