[Verse 1]

Let's do the mortal coil shuffle

The cumulative average of wasted time

Anxiety plus caffeine

Every pleasure is guilty and the pleasure is mine

Only one of us is keeping score of the game

Where'd you get the band name, where'd you get the band name?

Edible Arrangements

[Pre-Chorus]

Everything is okay

Got my old phone replaced

Now I do nothing faster

Than I did yesterday

And I took off my shades

Just to fall on my face

It was such a disaster

That I canceled my date

Like I did before

[Chorus]

Life is long like

A CVS receipt

Not much to do unless

You eat your cake and dance like wedding guests

Life is long

There's no laundry left to clean

Not much to say unless

You have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess

[Verse 2]

Let's do the in-limbo limbo

The emergency alert for celebrity net worth

Oh man, an omen

A man, a plan, a plain bagel and an omelette

One more song! One more song!

Yeah, we're getting famous, but they still spell our name wrong

Some personal news:

[Pre-Chorus]

Everything is okay

Got my old phone replaced

Now I do nothing faster

Than I did yesterday

And I took off my shades

Just to fall on my face

It was such a disaster

That I canceled my date

Like I did before

[Chorus]

Life is long like

A CVS receipt

Not much to do unless

You eat your cake and dance like wedding guests

Life is long

There's no laundry left to clean

Not much to say unless

You have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess

Life is long like

A CVS receipt

Not much to do unless

You eat your cake and dance like wedding guests

Life is long

There's no laundry left to clean

Not much to say unless

You have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess