We Need a Bigger Dumpster

By Cheekface

On Too Much to Ask

Released on April 26, 2021

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[Verse 1]

Coffee from the bank, Fritos isn't free

I only want to be with other people like me

Advil, Tylenol, there is no relief

I only want to be with other people like me


[Refrain]

Let's just assume for the sake of argument

That Chapstick causes chapped lips

And sunscreen causes sunburns

And music causes hearing loss

And bottled water makes you thirsty

And I am just a cat watching another cat on TV


[Pre-Chorus]

I lit a match

I threw it in the trash

I tossed it all in the dumpster

The dumpster fire got bigger

Now we need a bigger dumpster

And a book of matches

Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine


[Chorus]

I caught a cold

I coughed on all my friends

Now everyone is coughing

On everybody else

And we're coughing on our doctors

And our doctors cough out

"Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine"

I crossed the street

Against the light

It backed up all the traffic

The drivers start to get out

And confront me in the intersection

They are screaming

"Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine"


[Verse 2]

Doing improv, coffee, juice or tea?

I only want to be with other people like me

Seal Team 6 is here, sage-ing everything

I only want to be with other people like me


[Refrain]

Let's just assume, for the sake of argument

That Chapstick causes chapped lips

And sunscreen causes sunburns

And music causes hearing loss

And bottled water makes you thirsty

And I am just a dog watching another dog on TV


[Pre-Chorus]

I lit a match

I threw it in the trash

I tossed it all in the dumpster

The dumpster fire got bigger

Now we need a bigger dumpster

And a book of matches

Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine


[Chorus]

I caught a cold

I coughed on all my friends

Now everyone is coughing

On everybody else

And we're coughing on our doctors

And our doctors cough out

"Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine"

I crossed the street

Against the light

It backed up all the traffic

The drivers start to get out

And confront me in the intersection

They are screaming

"Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine"


[Post-Chorus]

Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine


[Pre-Chorus]

I lit a match

I threw it in the trash

I tossed it all in the dumpster

The dumpster fire got bigger

Now we need a bigger dumpster

And a book of matches


[Chorus]

I caught a cold

I coughed on all my friends

Now everyone is coughing

On everybody else

And we're coughing on our doctors

And our doctors cough out

"Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine"

I crossed the street

Against the light

It backed up all the traffic

The drivers start to get out

And confront me in the intersection

They are screaming

"Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is—"