Released on January 20, 2020

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[Verse 1]

Reward points!

I have to wait a year for my birthday

Like everyone else

An odd form of mourning

A huge collection of DVDs

And I am looking at my phone in peace


[Verse 2]

Send my fondest regards to the comment section

The comments are neither created nor destroyed

A disconnected smoke detector oftentimes, or all the time


[Pre-Chorus]

I'm retracting my invitations

And pulling down the decorations


[Chorus]

I don't wanna think about

The life I learned to live without

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

A Diet Coke, a diet fries

A diet life, but super size

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

So you got everything you wanted

Now what?

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

So you got everything you wanted

Now what?

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

I don't wanna think about it, don't make me

I don't wanna think about it, don't make me


[Verse 3]

It's too cold for a Coke

It's too cold for corruption

Man it's too cold for charity

But I can talk to computers

They'll tell me what the weather is


[Verse 4]

Lucky Charms

And I was born at the front of the line

My teeth in my mouth

My upset stomach that never ends

From being someone else's friend


[Pre-Chorus]

I'm retracting my invitations

And pulling down the decorations


[Chorus]

I don't wanna think about

The life I learned to live without

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

A Diet Coke, a diet fries

A diet life, but super size

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

So you got everything you wanted

Now what?

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

So you got everything you wanted

Now what?

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

I don't wanna think about it, don't make me

I don't wanna think about it, don't make me


[Pre-Chorus]

I'm retracting my invitations

And pulling down the decorations


[Chorus]

I don't wanna think about

The life I learned to live without

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

A Diet Coke, a diet fries

A diet life, but super size

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

So you got everything you wanted

Now what?

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

So you got everything you wanted

Now what?

( Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba )

I don't wanna think about it, don't make me

I don't wanna think about it, don't make me

“A Diet Coke, a diet fries A diet life, but super size”
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“Super size”, an extra-large size for fries and drinks, was the largest portion offered by fast food chain McDonald’s until its discontinuation was announced in March of 2004 (source). The restaurant was the subject of a critical documentary titled “Super Size Me”.

There is a joke which pairs a laundry list of unhealthy foods only to follow up with “…and a Diet Coke”. The point of the joke is that, when combined with all the other unhealthy options, a so-called “diet” Coke is a nearly negligible step toward a healthier lifestyle. This lyric takes the joke a step further by pointing out that many people will order the low-calorie, sodium-free, sugar-free, etc. options (“diet fries” is practically as oxymoronic as “Diet Coke”), but will consume them in such quantity as to negate the fact that they are supposedly lower in unhealthy ingredients.

“The comments are neither created nor destroyed”
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This lyric plays at The Law of Conservation of Mass, which states that, “In a chemical reaction, matter is neither created nor destroyed”.

“Lucky Charms”
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