I Don’t Work Here - Intellectual

[Verse 1: Greg Katz]

Geography's a construct

We are here, and we are there

And everything is fake except bad news

Patriotic mirror

Parasites are pulling hair

Bald ego guys are out protecting dudes

[Pre-Chorus: Greg Katz, Greg Katz & Amanda Tannen]

Do we dare to spark a joint

On the burning flag's ashes?

Underwear and clinking glasses

Andrew Cuomo's making passes

I'm not a war profiteer!

I don't work here!

Anymore...

[Chorus: Greg Katz, Amanda Tannen]

You can put away the cuck chair (Ah, ah-ah)

It's just you and me tonight (Ah-ah)

I'm your life, and I am not fair (Ah-ah)

It's just you and me tonight

[Refrain: Greg Katz & Amanda Tannen]

La-da-da-da-da

[Verse 2: Greg Katz]

Existence is a construct

What are we? Therе's no answer

No one turned away for lack of funds

Lost it in translation

No co-pay sunscreen cancеr

No Big Bud hats, and no more Philly drugs

[Pre-Chorus: Greg Katz, Greg Katz & Amanda Tannen]

Do we dare to spark a joint

On our quaint suburban lane?

There's two Noahs on the arc

And that's why everyone is gay (Gay!)

I'm not a war profiteer!

I don't work here!

Anymore...

[Chorus: Greg Katz, Amanda Tannen]

You can put away the cuck chair (Ah, ah-ah)

It's just you and me tonight (Ah-ah)

I'm your life, and I am not fair (Ah-ah)

It's just you and me tonight

[Refrain: Greg Katz & Amanda Tannen]

La-da-da-da-da

[Outro, Spoken: Greg Katz]

I don't work here

I don't have your size in stock

I will not piss in a cup

I am not going to clean up on aisle 7

I don't work here

The ICEE machine is still broken, and that is simply not my problem, because I don't work here!

I will not clean the bathroom, or restock the sanitary seats

I do not know why the product is branded with a Prop-65 lead warning by the State of California

And most importantly, I don't work here