Here I Was - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Don't ask or I might tell you

I'm in the land of the big TVs

Like a kid the day after Christmas

Exchange or refund, listen to me

The man-bun guy won the raffle

And walked out with a big TV

I'll be your Starbucks in a rainstorm

Pickles and ketchup in a cardboard sleeve

10 million dollars cash, tax free

If you don't want it, would you give it to me?

Death metal t-shirts, static and fuzz

And here I was

Here I was

A conversation in confidence

No hetero affection: conflict again

Ten angry tenants, all of them sighed

The nasty neighbor killed the vibe

Cold-looking people or mortal men?

I ate a salad and listened from the next door apartment

Run for the boredom, fill it with bags

Tater tot pizza, niblets and Tab

100 million dollars cash, tax free

If you don't need it, would you please give it to me?

Megadeth t-shirts, static and fuzz

And here I was

Here I was

I may never like anything again

(Big TVs)

10 or 20 dollars cash, tax free

If you don't want it, would you give it to me?

Bob Marley t-shirts, "Jammin'," "One Love"

And here I was

Here I was