[Verse 1: Greg]

Another day, another shirt

I never sleep, I only work

Where do I park, where do I park?

Don't ask me if I'm having fun, I am not

I'm only working part-time at the record shop

And my friends all call me Mr. Chocolate Croissant

And the weeks and the months pass, and nothing happens

I'm gonna sit up straight and chew

[Chorus: Greg, Greg & Mandy]

I hope you get the job, or not

Whatever you prefer

Go pet the dog, or not

Whatever you prefer

Go make new friends, or don't

Whatever you prefer

Gravity keeps pulling down on you either way

[Verse 2: Greg, Greg & Mandy]

Another shoe, another service

A length of tape, a higher purpose

I took a test, for purity

I got the results, and they were negative

Now everybody's dog is going out for a walk

And the voters write in "Mr. Chocolate Croissant"

And the weeks and the months pass, and nothing happens

Good game, good game, good game, good game

[Chorus: Greg, Greg & Mandy]

I hope you get the job, or not

Whatever you prefer

Go pet the dog, or not

Whatever you prefer

Go make new friends, or don't

Whatever you prefer

Or find true love

I hope you get the raise, or not

Whatever you prefer

Go cut your hair, or don't

Whatever you prefer

Go make new friends, or not

Whatever you prefer

Gravity keeps pulling down on you either way