Featured Singer - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

I want to be the featured singer on an EDM song

A song that is a paean to human potential

And when they put on my song, DJs all around the world will say

"Come on! Let me feel your energy"

I want to be the featured singer on an EDM song

The one they play at parties on fraternity row

The one that uplifts your spirit and bothers your roommate

And throbs, throbs, throbs through the walls of the warehouse

I want to be the featured singer on an EDM song

Wedding DJs will cringe when it is requеsted

Spin Magazine, The Needlе Drop, and Reader's Digest won't even review it

But kids will choreograph elaborate dances to my voice on TikTok

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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

I want to be the featured singer on an EDM song

No one will march to it in the streets looking for a brighter day

But ukulele covers of it will crowd your YouTube suggestions

And Art Laboe will send it out with a dedication to a dog named Snuggles

I want to be the featured singer on an EDM song

It's the role I was born to play: completely faceless, but for a few months, I will be everywhere

Uplifting your spirit, bothering your roommate

I will throb, throb, throb through the walls of the warehouse

Now turn on your phone light and wave it around

Turn on your phone light and wave it around

No problem, you can Venmo me back later for the ketamine, Diane, did you know this stuff was made for horses?

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Everybody now!

(Dog named Snuggles)

I want to be the featured singer on an EDM song

Come on! Let me feel your energy