[Verse 1]

Stuttering more lately s-s-s-s-s-s-saying stuff

Living here sucks if you're made out of dandruff

Weeds have overtaken the yard of my mind

What is a stalker but a friend that you don't like?

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm bringing crying back

Crying's the new black

Crying on my snacks

[Chorus]

Drop the buttered bread the buttered side down

I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine

No pocket for your phone in your surgical gown

I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine

[Verse 2]

I'm a block of marble, you can chip chip chip away at me

There must be something good underneath, just keep hammering

Everybody's free, free to drink sunscreen

This song is not medical advice, ask a doctor if sunscreen is right for you

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm bringing crying back

Crying's the new black

Crying on my snacks

[Chorus]

Drop the buttered bread the buttered side down

I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine

Mass extinction, abduction, the traffic across town

I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine

Malicious alien landing, Yellowstone supervolcano

No exceptions or acceptance at the Waffle House

No pocket for your phone in your surgical gown

I'm sure it's nothing, it's probably fine

Woo