[Verse 1: Stephanie Byrne & Jane No]

Tried to be content with an ordinary life

But I feel like anything could happen tonight

It might have something to do with the bottle of booze

That I just KO’d at a quarter to noon

[Chorus]

Relapse, relapse with me

Whiskey is my boyfriend, never cheated on me

Relapse, relapse with me

The bottle is my best friend and my worst enemy

[Post-Chorus]

Relapse

[Verse 2]

Tried to break it off with Jimmy Beam

But my life becamе a terrible dream

Got rеally bored and put on a movie

Cried 'cause I’ll never marry Adrien Brody

[Chorus]

Relapse, relapse with me

Whiskey is my boyfriend, never cheated on me

Relapse, relapse with me

The bottle is my best friend and my worst enemy

[Post-Chorus]

Relapse, relapse

Relapse

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge: Jane No, Stephanie Byrne, Both]

Car ran out of gas

Stubbed my big toe

Got a cat scratch

Fell asleep mid-blow

Slave to the system

Scarred by sexism

Gender pay gap

Fuck it, let's relapse!

[Chorus: Stephanie Byrne & Jane No]

Relapse, relapse with me

Whiskey is my boyfriend, never cheated on me

Relapse, relapse with me

The bottle is my best friend and my worst enemy

[Post-Chorus]

Relapse, relapse

Relapse