[INTRO]

(OH! NO!)

(OH! NO!)

(OH! NO!)

[VERSE 1]

I met you on a date in Philly

Kill me

I could not believe my eyes, I wanna scream

I just peed

And I forgot your name

On Tinder you all look the same

So when I called you Katie

You said your name’s Sadie? (Whoops!)

[Chorus 1]

(OH! NO!)

(OH! NO!)

(OH! NO!)

(OH! NO!)

[RIFF]

(Oh boy)

[VERSE 2]

I wanna tell my mom about you

And how you looked when I showed up to your place

With flowers, the hour

6 PM, and your dad was in the hall

With cargo shorts and a wife-beater on

He didn’t know you were gay

But I said I’m your date (ah...)

[Chorus 2]

(OH! NO!)

(OH! NO!)

(OH! NO!)

(OH! NO!)

Am I wrong or right?

To be in this fight? I don’t

Know

No

No

No...

[BRIDGE/ENDING]

Am I wrong or am I right?

These cards are handed to me

For too long, I’ve had to fight

All my own urges to be

Likеd, and loved

And not asked to leavе

Held so tight

And not feel naive

I make one mistake and then everything breaks

So I’ll just go

(OH! NO! OH! NO!)

Oh no, I’ll just go

[END]