(Be down Chapter One!)
I'm K-B-R
(Be down Chapter Two!)
G.V. we're going far!
(Be down Chapter Three!)
Cee Jay here for you and
(We're gonna blast off with the Grand Groove crew!)
(5), 4, (3), 2, (1!)
We got a new rap (It's all about space!)
Well I'm gonna leave Earth (And the human race!)
Unemployment's on the rise (And inflation's through the nation!)
And nuclear war (Could leave to devastation!)
So pack up your bags (And don't make a fuss!)
You could stay here on Earth (Or could leave with us!)
But when we leave home (We won't leave alone!)
We're being taken by creatures from Earth (Aww yeah!)
They're our true-blue friends (To the very end!)
We think you call them smurfs!
(Engine room to bridge, engine room to bridge)
Aww yeah
We're going too slow, said let's pick up the pace
Let's hit the button for hyper space!
We've all got stories and adventures to tell
About our trips to space so listen up well
We're the true blue chapters (One, two, three!)
So c'mon B-Rock and tell your odyssey
[B-Rock]
My little story, will make you all wonder
It's more frightenin' than lightning and thunder
Hear how it goes, just remember this
It has a very odd beginning and it ends with a twist
A very small creature, no eyes and no toes
To top it all off he had white pantyhose
Shockin' to the eye, as strange as it seems
I was scared of him and he was scared of me
We both took precautions and took close inspection
Then we both took a step in the same direction
Closer we came, with each step faster
Then I introduced myself as the very first Chapter
Say hello, he did a strange prance
And I recognized it as the old Smurf dance
With no more to fear, I put a smile on my face
I said it's gonna be fun out here in space
He had no name so I named T.E
And wherever I went, he would follow me
He was no enemy, he was my friend
Then I said to myself, I think I'll keep him
We're the true blue chapters (One, two, three!)
So c'mon G.V. and tell your odyssey
[G.V.]
Well I was cruisin' in my space shuttle, on my way to Mars
Just me and my girl so we could look at the stars
Then we saw this spaceship appear from nowhere
I looked at my girl, I said have no fear
Then I heard a voice, it shook me viciously
It said I'm the best rapper in the galaxy
I said hold on my brother that just can't be
'Cause I'm G.V. huh! of the Chapter Three
I said if you think you're good let's have a contest
I said fine with me, 'cause I'll make you 'fess
So I gotta pick up the microphone
And then I started to rap in my baritone
And then I rocked the mic and then his knees got weak
And when I was through he didn't even wanna speak
He just got in his ship and before he went away
He just cursed and this is what he had to say
He said (Zazza-zu, zazza-zu, zazza-zu zah!)
We're the true blue chapters (One, two, three!)
So c'mon Cee Jay and tell your odyssey
[Cee Jay]
Well economic-wise, you shouldn't be surprised
That the way we're being treated by the President's guys
So much we have to live in a civilization
Where the main problem is all about inflation
And not only with this do we have to contend
We got to think about [?] to end
So everyone hop aboard, sit side by side
Cee Jay is the pilot of a magical ride
Why don't you fasten that belt, get yourself set
For a ride that you will never, never, never forget
'Cause Cee Jay's got the power, the force to rule
And for all you space [?] got the crazy loot
'Cause I'm your fourth wheel and you got it light
We're gonna hit Wall Street so hold on tight
We got a straight, straight course, past a black hole
Let loose your spirit and unleash your soul
Let yourself go with the king of the fish
A Pisces your command, is my wish
Don't think I'm driving to con ya
'Cause you know Cee Jay is on ya, yeah!
Hey everybody, listen to this
We got a brand new twist that you can't resist, uh!
We got a funky, dance from Earth
And for what it's worth we call it the Smurf
Ahh, now everybody let your body go back
Don't give up the slack, be the leader of the pack
Ooo, now go in motion and grab your turf
And in no time in all you'll be doing the Smurf
(Doing the smurf)
[Smurf Voice to the tune of Dazz Band's 'Whip It']
Let me see you smurf it, come on smurf it right
Let me see you smurf it so we can smurf it all night
So come on, right here let's have some fun and do the smurf!
Smurf!
We don't need no music, here in outer space
(All you need) is the Chapter Three and the clap of the hands
Of you, the human race!
Well I said, we don't need no music, here in outer space
(All you need) is the Chapter Three and the clap of the hands
Of you, the human race!