KD Parry - Intellectual

[Verse 1: Chaotick]

Bitch, I would sell property to be topping these charts

This ain't no misspelling

I need me monopoly broads

You're shit ain't compelling

Nor is it progressing the arts

All y'all haters jealous

What is your profession: retard?

We spark something up just to be part of something fun

Eat my nards and gargle my cum

And lick the shart from my bum

And let my music fuck your ears, you lobotomite

Bitch, you're dumb

What's on the tip of my tongue?

It's salt, I'ma skin your thumb

And then suck on it like a baby

Is this the KD you want?

Y'all are bugging

I grab the spray and make it zero to one

Such a hero to some

And such a queer to the runts smoking laced blunts that make them bite an еar off their mum

It reflects in rеflux

You oughta take you a TUM

Before I grab some gasoline and give your face a li'l pump

You li'l punk

Black and blue, look like a fucked up skunk

When I finish running you over like a fucked up skunk

You already smelling like shit like a fucked up skunk

You already all on my dick like I fucked a skunk

You already eating my kids like a fucked up skunk

And you're 'bout to be eating shit like a normal hedgehog

(I love Sonic!)

Not Sonic, but I'm sonically superior

Hot sauna is my music to my peers and yours

Don dada, you can call me KD Parry

Thot daughter is the only type I marry

She slop harder than the fucking Virgin Mary

If she squirting on her period, I'm on the stage with Carrie

I'm drawing from the hat like Carey

And my styles too hot so they calling you rarely

With the cap you let out, man, I feel like I'm a Montague

You got me shaking a spear announcing that I'ma slaughter you

I'ma poison your daughter, too

I'ma find it erotic, too

Necrophile

Stab you with my spear and cauterize the wound

And after you're dead, I stick my penis up inside of you

New hole to be fucked, and here's the spirit I'm providing you

It ain't holy, but holy moly, your back's arched, a roly-polie

(Alright, this is weird)

(I'm gonna switch it up)

I don't call you baby cuz you're cute, it's cuz you docile

They call my dick heavenly cuz I don't do it doggy style

I only do missionary, prophet in your wide mouth

But rock your world like your Michelle inside the White House

It don't matter if you're white

I can just fuck you with lights out

Oh, never mind, I'm afraid of the dark

I owe the hat man money

A Benadryl trip wouldn't be smart

It's been a lil bit, censor this part

[Bridge: Antoda]

You

No, you

Bitch, no

[Verse 2: Chaotick]

Sorry

I wasn't saying anything bad

I just didn't wanna write lyrics cuz I'm feeling a tad bit lazy

A tad bit horny

That's 5-inch raging

I cast my pornos like I'm Scorsese

I have been poor though

I'm on a thin time limit

So that's a glad lil orgy, and that's five bitch racing

And I'm quietly jerking behind the camera

Squirting in such a manner I get it all on lens

And it's looks like it's filmed in Canada

Stench is filling the room and the stars say they ain't fans of the smell of my cum

That's when I open them up a can of the whup-ass so fast the cast cannot scoot back

Too bad, so sad

I contemplated if I'd screw that

I screwed that up though, but at least I got my K/D

So I'ma do my jerking dance and squirt all over Katie

(That's the name of the pornstar I just knocked out)

(It's not rape, I'm paying her)

(So I guess it’s just questionable behavior)

(Perhaps I'm her savior)

(She was about to leave the set but there was a car crash right outside where she would've been if I hadn't knocked her out)

(I'm on my Final Destination shit)

(It's not rape)

(I guess chivalry really isn't dead)