[Intro - Radio host Charlie Tuna]

(Jingle: Charlie Tuna in the morning 1-0-4)

You'll never believe this, Laurie (hm!) In the studio right now (yeah?) two Charlie Tunas! (uh!) That's right! We not only have me, but we have Chali 2NA from Jurassic 5 (yes! woo!)

YES!

[Chorus]

Everybody gather closer

Welcome to the Fish Outta Water

Move your body, pack this party

Furthest, closest, let's get focused

[Verse 1]

Come on!

Welcome to my harebrain meeting

Packed like some economy airplane seating

Try to compete and get your fair game beating

But I said my salaams if you share the same greeting

Discretion if your eyes are timid, sky's the limit

First impression is, it applies to gimmicks

I'm old school like my gram's old shovers

And my clan's cold [?] like a manhole cover

Rap with flaws and get wrapped in gauze

Keep 'em hanging like plastic straws or strapless bras

We make 'em sizzle like devils in damn rain

The king, like Martin Luther or Evelyn Champaign

Dirt hustle with a hurt muscle

I watched hip hop escape from New York like Kurt Russell

It spread west like a virus airborne

And it's heard best when it's supplied in rare form, yeah

[Chorus]

Everybody gather closer

Welcome to the Fish Outta Water

Move your body, pack this party

Furthest, closest, let's get focused

Hey, it's been a long time comin'

A strong rhyme and some Cheech and Chong mind numbin'

We game huntin' and keepin' the flame jumpin'

Claim jumpin' while you keepin' it tame and plain frontin'

Pidgeon-holed by people who hate change

This isn't broken and can never be maintained

And now I estimate or perplex the bait

Or how they investigate and suppress the hate

Mistaken these fake fans for great friends

They secretly shake hands and straight grin

Collateral damage, it's kinda dramatic

They splatter your cabbage and your cadaver can vanish

But hear what (what?)

Instead of displayin' humility man

I spill emotions while making you feel the same shit

You rappers are sweeter than pixie stix

I'm screamin' "Fuck George Bush" like the Dixie Chicks

It's like