[Verse 1: CG5]

I want to be like you in every way

Your villainy, I want to be the same

You’re always right, never giving up the fight

Teach me just how to be the bestest bad guy

[Chorus: OR3O, OR3O & CG5]

You and me, living it up as an evil team

So carefree, malevolence burns in my bloodstream

Try and flee, you can’t run away from our misdeeds

No mercy, continue the fight until you bleed

[Verse 2: CG5, OR3O, Both]

We’ll crush, we’ll thrash anyone from where they stand

We’ll come up with the greatest evil plan

Unstoppable, we’ll kick all of their butts

But first, let’s share this jelly donut

[Pre-Chorus: CG5 & OR3O]

Innovation is the spice of vice

Wreak devastation as we slice and dice

These clowns, they don’t know how to die

But we’ll teach them, we’re the bestest bad guys

[Chorus: CG5, OR3O, Both]

You and me, living it up as an evil team

So carefree, malevolence burns in my bloodstream

Try and flee, you can’t run away from our misdeeds

No mercy, continue the fight until you bleed

[Bridge: CG5, OR3O, Both]

Take heed of my words

I cannot let you escape

Please, don't press onward

I’m tired of playing this game

Unfaithful traitor

Shut up, get out of my way

My pain is greater

But you can’t keep me at bay

Don’t you remember?

We were the most glorious gang

Never surrender

Let’s stick together

[Chorus: CG5 & OR3O]

You and me, bringing the peace and harmony

Together we’ll wake him up from his evil dreams

Fierce and free, tearing the conflict from the seams

He’ll never bring to pass his philosophy

[Outro: CG5, OR3O]

You and me, bringing the peace and harmony

Yo, Susie, please, oh, please, remember me