[Intro: Baldi]

Hi! Welcome to my schoolhouse

Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject: math

[Verse 1: CG5]

I go to school and get a corrupted education

The time I spent here's left me yearning for vacation

These notebooks that I seek, they are my key to liberty

I think the teacher might be somewhat psychopathic

Can't even figure out his basic mathematics

Incomprehensible, close to impossible

And as I get his problems incorrect, he directs

[Chorus: Caleb Hyles]

I hear every door you open

And I know just where you're goin'

You're failing again and again

My ruler's locked and loaded with my ulterior motives

Think you can make it to the weekend?

Better get out while you can

Get out while you can

[Verse 2: CG5]

The retributive rhythm of the metronomic master

It echoes through the halls, I think it's getting faster

Trying to get ahead but I just get detention

Each step is filled with dread, he's paying close attention

Freedom sounds so sublime (Sublime) but now it's sweeping time (Sweeping time)

And as I do my very best, he still says

[Chorus: Caleb Hyles]

I hear every door you open

Did you say my system's broken?

Pathetic that you can't understand, yeah

Everything you're doing brings you closer to your ruin

Don't think there ain't no consequences

Get out while you still can

[Bridge: CG5, Caleb Hyles, & Both]

Oh, I remember pre-school

Back when we always played

It's dire times like these, I wish I could've stayed

At least I get to jump rope but it's just not the same

She stops me in my tracks and it makes me go insane

He gets closer and closer and closer!

Oh, oh, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me

Me, me, me, me, that's me

Oh, oh, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me, me, me

[Chorus: CG5 & Caleb Hyles]

He hears every door I open

And he knows just what I'm doing

And I can't start this over again

His ruler's locked and loaded with his ulterior motives

I'll never make it to the weekend

Get out while you still can

[Outro: CG5 & Caleb Hyles]

(That's me, that's me, that's me, that's me-e-e-e, oh)

(That's me, that's me, that's me, that's me-e-e-e, oh)

Stay, stay away from me

(That's me, that's me, that's me, that's me-e-e-e, oh)

(That's me, that's me, that's me, that's me-e-e-e, oh)

It's me