Don't call twelve
For close calls
Or they'll show up
And roast ya
No 911
For the close calls
Or you'll be the one
On the poster
Ridin in the car
With grandpa
Just stopped raining
Streets damp dog
But that didn't matter
Theres a turn up ahead
He kept join straight
I coulda been dead
Lets flash back
Back even more
They cutting down trees
And I'm sitting in the truck
It fell the wrong way
And smashed thru the roof
Luckily not harmed
But another close call
Another time fish in
The boat started sinking
I threw my phone to shore
And jumped overboard
Its pouring down rain
Something tug my leg
Thunder and lighting
But luckily made it back
Don't call twelve
For close calls
Or they'll show up
And roast ya
No 911
For the close calls
Or you'll be the one
On the poster
One morning hunt
I'm cleaning out my gun
My dumb ass cousin
Almost shot me in the foot
Lost in the woods
The 4 grand children
Surrounded by the wolves
And something even worse
I was the oldest
I had to step up
Almost died of thirst
But drank creek water
One time in florida
Was almost done for
But thats a whole song
Won't spoil the story
One night in georgia
Had to pull over
The rest stop full
Had to sleep on the road
Same in carolina
North or south
If i knew id say
Man shut your mouth
Got picked up
Driver had gun
Driver liked my song
So now I'm ridin cool
Pulled up on the side
Of a parked car
Got a black duffle bag
And threw it in the trunk
Don't call twelve
For close calls
Or they'll show up
And roast ya
No 911
For the close calls
Or you'll be the one
On the poster
Couple old friends
Did prison terms
A couple of my homies
Are doin some now
Reading old letters
Crazy to remember
That september
U were gone til december
Of the next year
Or something like that
I still remember bills
I can go right back
In my head til I'm dead
I will feel the same way
Our lives might change
But it all still remain
Don't call twelve
For close calls
Or they'll show up
And roast ya
No 911
For the close calls
Or you'll be the one
On the poster