[Intro: Sample]

So for the main event - The intentional bursting of a treating line

Deliberately weakened at a predetermined point

The nitrogen is fighting hard to get out

Any second now...

[Intermission: Dr. (Jordan Keuring)]

Recently, management has told our division that the entity has found our location and appears to be living in our location. I have been in discussion regarding this matter with others, and by the looks of it they're actually quite harmless

It appears that when existing on our planet, whеther due to outside factors or prеference, they exhibit lazy “pet-like” behavior, such as laying on furniture, rolling over, and simple non-verbal means of communication

There’s been conversation about looking to make a potential treaty with these entities, however when it comes to entities such as these, the best we have going for us are dog communication buttons

[Intermission: Sample]

*Rocket Sound Effect*

And that was it

Exactly as the [?] experts had predicted, the weakest part of the line failed at just over eight-thousand PSI

Lets take another look. This time, in slow motion

*Explosion Sound Effect*

Energy is suddenly released. This will give you an idea of it's powerful force

[Intermission: Triscuit (Redstinger0)]

It's pretty good music, isn’t it?

Yes, I'm talking directly to you, listener. Did you really think you could just dance your way through and expect nothing to happen?

Did you think that warning was fake? For nothing, hm?

Well, unfortunately I can't tell you that, can I?

Every single tone you hear is a warning… Including the one you already heard. So I'm curious whether or not you'll feel something…