[Intro in a Batman like voice]
(Hey, you do your crime but by the time
I'll be beating you, you better watch out.)
[Verse 1]
Saving the city
Kicking criminals
People standing at the terminals
Defeating the arseholes
Snapping their necks
Kicking em on the fuckin' decks
Your looking so fine
Here, a glass of wine
Can I have an ID
Your looking for a toilet to do a pee
It's 5miles down the road
Don't forget to solve the code
If you don't you can't get in
Quicker to piss your pants
Take a trip on the rathers route
I'm waiting for you
You don't know what to do
Wear a green and yellow suit
You'll look cute
I'm not kidding
I'll attend your wedding
May the groom and bride kiss
I have lots of raps with a diss
It's a matter of fact
Come on, it's an tact
Your walking in black
You think your Batman
Your that stupid
You will not even get one fan
Ha, I'll laugh
Your fucking dirty, go get a bath
When you got bullied did they go
Nanananana Fatman
Yeah, your more Fatman than Batman
Your no Batman, your shite, you can't fight
Come on, give me a sample
Bring one hit to my face
Come on, afterwards, we'll do a race
I'll win though, your not fit
Just give me a hit
Knock me out now, take it
Put me in a coma now
I'm not telling you how
You'll need to find how
Oh my god, your choking
I just thought you were joking
A bullet going past fast
It goes straight to you
Your Batman suit makes it punch off you
It hits back to the gunman
He dies and his partner in crime cries
In this world, we live apon lies
There's nothing to do about it
It's just life and hitman killed with a knife
It's life and we have to live it
We need someone to save us though
Who could it be, a man
It could be Batman
[Chorus]
Nananananaaa
It's Batman
Man in black and bat shape on his suit
He saves the nation
Better tune into the Gotham radio station
Guess who it is, a man, no it's Batman
[Verse 2]
Don't fear, just drink your beer
Get pissed and with me get dissed
Ready to get the belt
The pain you felt
I am glad, I didn't get it
I was born before the belt days
The belt you get now is pant belts
Take time to hear my words
Like Superman, fly among with the birds
I hate how life is going about
We all need a Superman
Nobody can fly, nobody can
It's impossible
It's attemptable
Get it with the kicks
The beats and fighting in the streets
People singing to Pop
People smoking Weed to Hip-Hop
Music is the life and it may get you a wife
She might like your taste
You need to buy new toothpaste
Talk no shit, take a hit pussy
Get in the bush, he
Can you draw like Walt Disney
Can you fight like Rocky
Boxing to your brain
Yeah, you'll need to take the pain
Don't scream and shout
I'll put you out
Fuck with me is a bad idea
What is this I hear
A shouting dickhead
Your'll be dead on your bed
I'm no joking
You'll be choking
It's a fact really because your nothing
You'll be lying in a coffin
Kiss the world goodbye
Left you to die
Batman is going to save you
Yeah, he is going to
[Chorus]
Nananananaaa
It's Batman
Man in black and bat shape on his suit
He saves the nation
Better tune into the Gotham radio station
Guess who it is, a man, no it's Batman
Verse 3]
Batman into gay sex
Oh my god
That is going too far
I'll be driving in a fucking Batman car
The Batmobile
He phoned on your cell phone
I am speaking American
I am from Scotland though
Glasgow
Glasgow is my home city
We call pants throusers
We call underwear pants
It's confusing
I've seen this guy abusing
No action was taken
The store staff was sleeping
The lights are not wired
I bet you a pound or a doller he'll get fired
Because he is so tired
He should've slept early before work
He can't talk
He can't even walk, he's that sleepy
He is very creepy, that is what I got told
The t-shirt has been sold
Sold to Batman
He does not need it
Well, he brought it
It might fit
He might like it
Yeah, he might
It might be too tight
He likes it tight anyway
Batman to the rescue
Nananananaaa
It's Batman
Man in black and bat shape on his suit
He saves the nation
Better tune into the Gotham radio station
Guess who it is, a man, no it's Batman
It's Batman, It's Batman
No fear, Batman is here