[Intro]

(IN YO FACE for you, something special for you!)

(Nandacollection, nandacollection)

(Sometimes you rhyme quick sometimes you rhyme slow)

(Hungry freaks daddy)

(Lover, lover, lover, lover please)

(Wir sind die letzte Gang der Stadt)

(I can't resist your touch of evil)

(Zoot suit riot, RIOT)

(Neon jeongmal jaesueobseo, Neol mannal iyu eobseo)

AH, finally here

So let me just grab my suit

And let's, uhuh

[Verse 1]

Coming out a hivemind, fellow

I am wearing black but you all wear yellow

Me? Predictable? Your face kickable! When my rhymes are lickable then please say „Hello“

Yes it's me, Yes I'm mellow, but who is me, am I playing that cello?

Nah, I'm just rapping in a weird way that is guaranteed to make your bedsheets bellow

Bedsheets bellow? What you talking about?

Ah, nothing, just make your eardrums shout

And that I can do this is an honorable mission

So ignored like my name was „Terms and Conditions“

So I have my suspicions about all these technicians

But I'm sending it with my parents permission

So keep your conditions as my mind screams loud

And sit back while I tell you what I am all about

As far as I'm concerned, rapping fast may get you nowhere

But to leave a good impression everyone needs to start at least somewhere

And yeah I'm insecure, this is my first tape after all

But without drugs I'm gonna make you feel like you have just been mauled

Nah, just kidding, Im not threatening at all

In fact, I'm as threatening as a shopping mall

But I have a tip for you, please just call me your joker

Cause I'm not stupid or too cheesy, keep in mind what I told ya

[Bridge]

Ahhh, what is on your mind?

All thats on this mixtape 'cept for some stuff that got left behind

And how can this be?

There is just too much going on inside, honestly

Do you say offensive stuff?

Not really, but the times are rough

Or am I making a bluff? Well, you decide

You'll see my angry, honest, funny and critical side

[Verse 2]

Raised by different musical ideas from either genre

Put it in a capsule like perfume, so ya can't ignore it

So many fast cars can turn a chap into a man

But noone makes you more happy than a candyman can

20% cooler by the second and still going strong

You all will be shocked by what is going on

Its the hardest way to make an easy living, son

But it's harder to stare directly at the sun

So don't worry about what other people say

Even if your flow is bad, that's still okay

Just make sure that you say something people can relate to

Or entertain them well, so watch as I do

I hope I made clear what I'm representing here

No makeup-smears do occur in this gear

Maybe some may adhere, some throw spears

But to those I just sneer, understood it, dear?

If you were searching for a good outro search elsewhere

The way you are lurching makes it seem like you need healthcare

But don't be boggled by me I am just insane

Just remember, all caps when you spell the mad name

[Outro]

Ah, I'm really not done yet?

But I have nothing more to say!

Oh please, what, shall I just make it up on the spot?

You know I can't!

Oh, so no rhymes are allowed?

Okay, Ill do it

Proud to be me even when Im not perfect

I never stood a chance against all these geniuses

The thesis is meaningless oh damn

That was a rhyme, oh screw this

Always spoke whats on my mind like a buddhist

And if you can't accept me for that

I don't care, as obvious as facts

Because at the end of the day

I'll end on the wrong line and just go away

What? You thought I was kidding?