[Verse]

There's a first time for everything

And "everything" is getting pulled over

On a highway in Albany

In a rental car on a Wednesday

I apologized and he let me go

Told me "Next time

Move away or go slow"

Kinda crossed a line for my ego

Nearly lost my spine, I just wanna go home

[Chorus]

I just wanna go home

Beat myself up nice and slow

Punch the line in the throat

I don't get the fucking joke

[Bridge]

(It's not over 'til they meet the quota)

I don't get the fucking joke

(State trooper, uh, I hardly know her)

I don't get the fucking joke

[Chorus]

I just wanna go home

Beat myself up nice and slow

Punch the line in the throat

I don't get the fucking joke