[intro]

Yo right, we was havin' a dirtball fight in front of the buildin' (d-d-d)

We were pickin' up dirtballs, throwin' 'em at each other

Damien reached for a dirtball, it was a piece of doodoo, dried up doodoo (heheheh)

We jus' call him Doodoo Damien for the rest of his life (d-d-d)

Doodoo Damien

[verse 1]

Yo

Nebulous storms suddenly set off where my nebula forms

Encroachin' roach antenna tremble (tremble)

From the treble assemble the swarm

No cereal's safe

The second edible got my retinal display (hey)

Epilepsy warning on the case

Of this ornament can't be ordered off of Etsy like an eighth

The bitter rancor left since Jansport theft

Transport hefty Hefty weights

Accordingly the Goya and the mota leaf went corporate

Call an audible left (left)

Gettin' deaf on the decibel

No tall order to stretch I'll effin

Flex on the rest of you bishes

And that ain't gender pacific

That's all coasts

Almost kings Edward King James not Olmos

That's "American Me"

When Eric B for President set precedence with me

High-steppin' on your peak

Or precipice ain't a reach

Ain't no threshold to a beatin' on a b-b-b-b-b-b-beat

[verse 2]

You got it bro

You got the Jamba Juice now

Gettin' too snooty on what's trauma-induced

Could get slapped hard enough to vomit a tooth

It's not a dramedy

You leave my biopic liable to shoot

Blood tears and sweat leave his tongue quarter water red from Rotten apples

Unedible peaches

Pebble beaches

Desert eagles

Hogs harass you and pledge allegiance

For several reasons we in the belly beastin'

[outro]

You see what I'm sayin'? (You come around?)

I see that nigga now jus' (I already tell you, you can't come around here)

He could be comin' outta his job (when I see you don't want to see you in front the buildin' no mo')

And I'll be like "hey Doodoo Damien"

Hey yo don't dap me down son

I gotchu homie

[sample]

(There was a fella standing on the corner and he seemed to be selling something

So I asked this guy next to me, I said "Who is he? What's he selling?"

"He sells tricks, dreams, color cartoon carnivals, and even life")