You said my parents should have named me lullaby

Cause I'm good at putting you to sleep

You said you wouldn't call me boring

But you don't think i'm very interesting

I am batting my eyelashes

But you can't hear it over the phone

I am trivial and you are vulgar

We can't get past cream and sugar

Bored with coffee conversation

And mistakes we keep on making

We passed pigeons cooing on the side walk and

I asked you what you thought they said

I'm almost positive you didn't care

But you replied with "I'm not sure what they meant"

I am batting my eyelashes

But you can't hear it over the phone

Verbally I can't keep my hands to myself