[Verse 1]

Greenwashing my own life story and guitar tone

Soundcheck’s at 5.02, I say fuck it - that'll do

Scroll hole history, our buying habit mystery

Collectively we trod this path, now in Vino Veritas

[Chorus]

Jon Lewis Christmas ad, in Festive knitwear they were clad

They came to rid the world of this plight, Twitters latest Jacobite

James Cook and Abel Tasman, tooming in and out on Google Earth

Self-photographs on your phone un-used, the ones you post dictate your worth

[Verse 2]

Jan Steen paints at home, Apple Macs and metronomes

Cake news, Korean Tea, future-shocked reality

Oh bestow to us, a somewhere where these lights won't fuss

Locus amoenus now - if you hate that website shut it down!

[Chorus]

Jon Lewis Christmas ad, in Festive knitwear they were clad

They came to rid the world of this plight, Twitters latest Jacobite

James Cook and Abel Tasman, tooming in and out on Google Earth

Self-photographs on your phone un-used, the ones you post dictate your worth

[Outro]

And every day I'm stuck with it

I try my best to tackle something

Why does the information come to me like servitude?

I want notes or anecdotes ungoogleable for good