[MILES EDGEWORTH, spoken]

No, Mr. White. I agree with the defense

[REDD WHITE, spoken]

...What?

[EDGEWORTH, spoken]

I do believe it's time you confessed

[PHOENIX WRIGHT/MAYA FEY, spoken]

What?

[EDGEWORTH, spoken]

To wiretapping

[ALL EXCEPT EDGEWORTH, spoken]

WHAT?!

[REDD, spoken]

Uh...I mean, yes! Of course. Allow moi to expandify...

[sung]

When there's intel to buy or sell

Well, you can count on me

We'll find bombshells for our clientele

That's a Redd White guarentee!

About a week ago as the CEO

There was knowledge to be known

So away I go off to Fey and Co

To tippy-tap a phone

You see, I saw the stand when I was standing there alone!

[PHOENIX]

I'm to understand that you're an "Honest Businessman"

Your story is this present trial's base

Yet you openly admitted to a felony you committed

Against the very victim in this case

[REDD, patter-song]

All Redd White's friends and Redd White's foes

Are dazzled by what Redd White knows

The stream of information flows

'Cause all folks have their price

So Redd White's been and Redd White's seen

But Redd White's hands are squeaky clean

I'd never harm a human being

'Cause Redd White's just nice

[EDGEWORTH]

Wright! The truth is

Your toothless "proof" is

A simply useless denial

Redd White wiretapped, but this is a murder trial

[MAYA]

So close, and yet so far

How can we bring this murderer down?

If Mia were here

She would turn this whole thing around

[REDD, patter-song]

I'm sure the judge, with a little nudge

Sees I would never lie

[MAYA, spoken]

Oh no…

[REDD, patter-song]

And he won't offend my dear old friend

The head cop Lana Skye

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Seriously?!

[REDD, patter-song]

I know them well, so you can tell your sorry case adieu

[MAYA, spoken]

You all are hearing this, right?

[REDD, patter-song]

They say "okay" to what I say

So what I say is true

Now you see the power of what Redd can do for you!

[JUDGE, spoken]

Well, Mr. Wright? This testimony is… compelling. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

[EDGEWORTH, spoken]

You fought admirably, Wright. But now it’s time to admit defeat!

[MAYA, spoken]

Mr. Wright!

[EDGEWORTH]

You knew your fate, but you would not submit

Now you face the might of the prosecutor

There's more at play here than passion or wit

No acquittal will ever impede my perfection

It's the life I must—

[PHOENIX, spoken]

No! I'm not finished yet

[MIA FEY, spoken]

That’s right, Phoenix. Never give up

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Mia! …Chief!

[MIA chuckles softly.]

[MIA, spoken]

It’s just Mia now

[PHOENIX, spoken]

But how?

[MIA, spoken]

No time to explain. Maya’s abilities are still weak, and I don’t know how long I have

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Her abilities… as a spirit medium! You’re being channeled?!

[MIA, spoken]

It’s here! Phoenix, you’ve already won!

[PHOENIX, spoken]

How? I can’t prove Redd White didn’t see our light stand a week ago! All I have is this receipt with “Maya” written on the back—

Wait a minute! This means... The dossier!

[MIA, spoken]

Yes. You know what to do, Wright. Let’s end this

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Together

[JUDGE, spoken]

If the defense has nothing more to share with the court, I am ready to declare a verdict

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Hold it! Your Honor, I have just one more question to ask the witness. Mr. White, could you read the front of this receipt for me?

[REDD, spoken]

I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to indulge you

"Item: one glass light stand…”

No… it can’t be…

[PHOENIX, spoken]

And the date, Mr. White?

[EDGEWORTH, spoken]

Mr. White! Argh. “Date of purchase, August 2nd”... The day before the murder!

[PHOENIX]

White, the only way you could have seen the light stand's shape

Is if you were with the victim on that night

If the late Miss Fey were somehow with us here today

What truths would she want to bring to light?

[MIA]

Get Redd White, this parasite

Who's claimed so many lives

[PHOENIX]

See it clear as day in this dossier

Of blackmail and suicide

[MIA/PHOENIX]

You got away, but that ends today

You're gonna pay this time

'Cause we will not rest 'til you've confessed to every single crime

Witness! Testify! This is the last time

[JUDGE, spoken]

Mr. Wright, what is the meaning of this?

[Simultaneous 1:]

[REDD, patter-song]

With Redd White's brain and Redd White's flair

That piece of paper? I don't care

'Cause Redd White's got the demon there

Who'll do anything to win

So you can hope and you can try

But sorry, kid, your well's run dry

And I don't need an alibi

Don't ask me where I've been

Oh, Redd White's bailiff? Redd White's guard?

Look at Wright, all beaten and scarred

'Case Redd White kicked his butt so hard

Enjoy your time in jail

'Cause Redd White's judge and crowd agrees

Outsmarting you was such a breeze

'Cause Redd White's got twelve PHDs

From Princeton, Duke and Yale!

I'll lie and steal and fight and cheat

I own the world, I can't be beat

I've got a golden toilet seat

And a gun that fires sharks!

There's Redd White homes and Redd White cars

And Redd White's hotel, pub and bars

It's the Redd White sun and moon and stars

And the Redd White national parks!

Where'd you get that list of names?

Stop these useless, baseless claims

I won't play your lawyer games

'Cause Redd White is the top

Where'd you even get that list?

I said to stop but you persist

I told you, pause! Cease! Desist!

Halt! No! Stop!

[Simultaneous 2:]

[PHOENIX]

Take down this man

Who has caused so many such pain

Mia, I swear that your death will not be in vain

[EDGEWORTH]

You're insane, give up this game

Give in and take the deal

I won't allow this!

Turn that in to save your life

Turn from your blind ideals!

[Simultaneous 2a:]

[CROWD]

Redd White breaks the rules

Read White loads the dice

Redd White has the power

Redd White did the crime

Ooooooh, guilty

Ooooooh, he did it

Ooooooh, guilty

He's the one!

[Simultaneous 2b:]

[MIA, spoken]

Matthew Taranto. Matt Furda

Lucia Lobosvilla. Sarah Taranto

Matt Di Carlo. Lizard Leigh

Ami Garrett. Shawni Carter

Justin Briner

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Emily Liles

[MIA, spoken]

Roger Rosenquist. Erin Law

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Kelly Grzenbiński

[MIA, spoken]

Ryth Smith

[EDGEWORTH, spoken]

Objection!

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Objection!

[MIA, spoken]

Rebecca Cheng

[PHOENIX, spoken]

Clive DeGauche

[MIA, spoken]

Amanda Tam

Marvin Grossberg!

[Simultaneous End:]

[EDGEWORTH, spoken]

What? Grossberg!?