[Verse 1]

I thought a lot about boys in school

But they don't tell you that they're fucking cruel

And anytime you try to do what they do

Then they all hate you and the girls do, too

They mark you with that scarlet letter

Please tell me the next chapter's better

[Pre-Chorus]

All the good ones are on different planet

I'm stuck here with Hamlet

This is kinda tragic

[Chorus]

R-I-P to my love life

No one told me that love died

I'm done with Tinder, I'm done with trying

No onе told me that love died

Rеplaced it with subscriptions

And maybe some prescriptions

R-I-P to my love life

I'll try again in my next life

[Verse 2]

All I got from my ex-boyfriend was some PTSD

Guess the joke's on me

I told myself that I would swear off men

'Cause every time I don't, it's a slippery slope

I might just be alone forever

At this point, anything is better

[Pre-Chorus]

But I'm okay, there's no need to panic

It's just a bit traumatic

What is? Uh, you know, just living

[Chorus]

R-I-P to my love life

No one told me that love died

I'm done with Tinder, I'm done with trying

No one told me that love died

Replaced it with subscriptions

And maybe some prescriptions

R-I-P to my love life

I'll try again in my next life

[Post-Chorus]

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

R-I-P to my love life

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

R-I-P to my love life

[Bridge]

Hit me and crash landed

Feeling is so alien to me

Made out like a bandit

What the hell's the matter with me?

Hit me and crash landed

Feeling is so alien to me

Made out like a bandit

What the hell's the matter with me?

[Chorus]

R-I-P to my love life

No one told me that love died

I'm done with Tinder, I'm done with trying

No one told me that love died

Replaced it with subscriptions

And maybe some prescriptions

R-I-P to my love life

I'll try again in my next life

[Outro]

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

R-I-P to my love life