Pimplikeness

By CarUZz

Released on May 18, 2026

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[Intro: TheWordSmith]

I REPEAT!!!! BRICKMANIA HAS ENTERED THE VICINITY!! IF YOU HAVE ANY ELDERS!! MEN!! WOMEN!! AND CHILDREN!! OR JUST ANYBODY AT ALL!! How bout you bring em to me..

HAHA

[Verse 1: TheWordSmith, CarUZz]

Now let me tell you bitches I don’t really care what you do!!

When we Fair.. and eh you know Im going to be talking to you!!

Lets be square.. And talk about the interest that I accrue! (From What?)

Can someone say shut the fuck up to Adu!

(Hey!)

Because I kick and punch thieves!! I Lick and Cuff These!! You taking from the!?!? (I’m hurting sir please!!!)

To a certain degree.. I hope you agree.. that fucker named supreme!! Got nothing on me!!!

I’m tired of this scratch.. Whats the catch?? You think my stories wack?? Well I can tell you batch.. you’re a slack, you get a hold of that?

Well I can tell this patch.. your attached to some suspicious latch.. And not to be so rash.. but I will fuck you and your story lad!!!

Cuz I’m a Pimppppppp!!!! And I’ll fuck any little wimp.. that wants to suck on my shrimp!!

BITCH!! And I’ll kill any imp that wants to go limp!! Cuz back then they had to censor when i hated on the nig-

[Chorus: TheWordSmith, CarUZz]

I'm something like a pimp

I'll sue you bitch I got my own company policy, and all of these.. How bout you come with me to my odyssey..

I'm something like a pimp

They come and go... and I'm going to explode..

How bout you see what I've exposed..

I'm something like a pimp

Showing no signs of empathy, my mental telepathy, ya punk, how bout you jam out to this melody..

I'm something like a pimp

I'm getting ready when people bet these and flow is steady, I'm doing my art when I'm writing like I am Marinetti..

I’m something like a pimp!


[Verse 2: EugeneJohnson69]

I hate straight chicks, I love lesbians

I hate Trump, but I also hate Mexicans

I’m not a pimp, I’m more like a resident

Hanging out with all the other kids with speech impediments

I pimp women the same way I hold slogans

Get a rape allegation when they didn’t notice

Take a hoe home and interview with Joe Rogan

Beat his ass up, run a train with hulk hogan

As a pimp, my heads in the game

I steal chicks, not hoes, they’re never the same

Melvin would say, “Chill it you American snake”

I’m too damn busy chasing Peko and hade

I’m a pimp! Alright friend?

I like women, but I lowkey also like men

You seem wack, like supreme assassin

Eugene is back with some peak and rap shit


[Verse 3: Brøwn Sugar]

I ain't a pimp but I act like one

Octaves movin in every direction, you ain't even know where I'm comin from

Steppin on these guys to get higher like an obby

Wash em and then I fold em up like I'm doin laundry

I flex on men thinkin they feminine

Only to end up homophobic the next mornin when I'm with em in bed

Newest but one of the oldest in Mania

Sorry lady, didn't notice I came in ya

Near the orphanage to Come Play with the Stray Kids like Bruce Wayne and uh, don't take that shit out of context

Fuck pedophilia

Me and Big G come up to yo crib and bust the door open

You come to defuse the situation only to bust in your woman

The point is, you ain't getting no warnings

Once Mania gets a hold of your whereabouts, we'll roll you over till your organs are inside out

Bitch!

[Chorus: Brøwn Sugar, CarUZz]

I'm something like a pimp

In more ways than one, wasting your lungs lil dunce

I said I'm something like a pimp

Doing this for fun, which one should I choose? Boy or girl cunt?

I'm something like a pimp

I punt the runner up runts who say that their number one

I'm something like a pimp

Step up to me again and I'll take a dump all on you bums

I said I'm something like a pimp


[Verse 4: CarUZz]

I’m not a tough-mean jock, but I’m more like a twig

But all the girls still find me cute cause I get blown by the wind

But like a pimp I can’t give money to a chick

But if you get me out this locker I can let you touch my ribs (Hey Nerd!)

I’ma pimp so keep your legal name first

Imma be the same jerk tryna beat you with a-

Piece of little beef and steak jerk! Peel your face worse-

If you even think of marriage, I’m Erika Lane Kirk

I’m getting used to all these chicks stalking my phone

But this talk isn’t wrist talking, I kick often home

Hade! Knock it off! (Why?)

Dick softening bro!

If you lick-gobble or spit on it, just quit calling my phone!! (Sorry, sorry!!)

Unless imma do it and get invested in you

Cops are busting in the house for some domestic abuse

Hell NO! Belt-clothes! All of ‘em are staying on!

Yes bro! Ain’t it obvious that I’m the one that made the call?!

All these motherfuckin’ women have me falling off-

They pull my limbs apart! My arms are swelling up like Donald Trump!

I hate chicks with the creepiest statements-

This one chick once said I look easy to rape, I’m not a pimp!!


[Chrous: CarUZz]

I'm somethin' like a pimp

I'm down to trick, but you ain't seeing no chips, young hoe

I said I'm somethin' like a pimp

Can't suck my dick, but you can touch my ribs, okay?

I'm somethin' like a pimp

Don’t touch my games, don’t touch Él cinco, alright?

I'm somethin' like a pimp

If you wanna be a pimp, gotta have the bitches, dumb kid

I said I'm somethin' like a pimp


[Outro: CarUZz]

Uh, listen, I’m not a pimp I just have the Pimplikeness, okay?

Curriculum records forever until it’s not forever

Listen son!

Hahahaha!

BRICKMANIA, don’t expect an album

We don’t do albums around here

Because for some reason everybody in my group is fucking unproductive pieces of shit

Hahaha! Pimplikeness!

Hahahahaha!