Ultimate biff

More like ultimate sniff

You have more subs than me

But you get 1 view a vid

You say I post the same things every week

Well shutup

You dont even post every week

Just because you look like a butt cheek

Join my discord

That wasn't even a video

Just an intro and outro

Nothing rhymes with video

Saying that im not real

(dude I told you not to make that public)

Minecraft root beer float

What does that even mean?

50 minute videos

Id rather watch wolverine

Playing TABS live

There no commentary

One things for sure

Your friends are imaginary

You've been here for a year

I have for 3

My content's better

Everyone agrees

You say I look like a

Lump of clay

You look like

You haven't taken a shower since Saturday

Im not trying to be mean

But you suck

I hope you

Get run over by a firetruck

I dont mean to be harsh

But you should just leave

Go home and play with

Your best friend Minecraft STeve

I haven't dissed you since April

We've had a few friendly battles

Then you diss me out of nowhere

You should move to seattles

Ain't nobody got time to make a diss track

Looks like you do

You dissed me for attention

Cause your channel is doo doo

How will you respond to this

Your channel is dead

When you were a child

You got dropped on your head

Videos about crash bandicoot

In 2018

Thats as dumb

As the name bengamine

I thought this couldn't get any worse

But your wearing a fedora

You sound like a girl

I'll just call you theodora

In the vivecraft video

You played minecraft in VR

Make an episode two

Theres no way thats going far

You said I was there

And that you're not insane

I dont even remember that

I just think you have no brain

15 minutes of talking to yourself

Responding to nothing

You're a child

I should see you burning

When it comes to popularity

You'll never pass me

You may have more subs

But I think you should flee

Search Ultimate Biff on youtube

What comes up?

My video

Thats whats up

You're video are so bad

You put cringe warnings yourself

You were scared of a chair

Im concerned about your health

You think elmo will eat you

Thats a little weird

Playing pokemon

A wild idiot has appeared

You're 20 years late

Just give up already

Just go home and

Eat some spagheti

720p

What is this the 60s?

Get with the future

You're 7 degrees

Your outro..

It has 10 seconds of silence

TABS gameplay?

Theres too much violence

Not really it rhymed

Ultimate biff

"how's he gonna clap back"

You're channel is gone

Thats the end of the track