Van Dijk - Intellectual

[Chorus: Carson Clay]

I'm Van Dijk but I can't defend it

Annoying ass bitch like Anna Kendrick

With those double D tits, tell her just to send it

Tapped once then I had to end it

And I'm gonna blow up like I'm unattended

Bag at the airport, don't declare it

Rolled up, now I have to share it

I mean, smells like pot, but I have to wear it

Got laid 'cause she like my clothes

And the bitch mad loud like she work for Bose

Red 41s sitting neat in rows

In a Fontaine's top talking like DeBose

Green room at me shows, at least ten fit birds and a powder nose

Can't whistle the way she blows

Yeah she's on her knees but I might propose

Tired of bitches that are too friendly

They got cut off back then, and now they back again

'Cause they see me wearing all Fendi

And I'm meeting up with their favorite bands

I got chose and I rock what you can't have

Doesn't really matter, that ain't what the goal is

I'm not even bout the life and you know it

Should have tried to treat me better when you could have

Bitch, we poppin', I be poppin'

Yeah, i come from Italy but now I'm in LA

Busy writing bars, looking at the stars

Y'know everyday we catching planes, so it's not that far

'Cause we poppin', we be poppin'

I was born in Italy, I'm touring USA

Clothes and cars, we shoppin' all day

Honey blonde, I'm so Y2K

I'm Van Dijk but I can't defend it

Annoying ass bitch like Anna Kendrick

With those double D tits, tell her just to send it

Tapped once then I had to end it

And I'm gonna blow up like I'm unattended

Bag at the airport, don't declare it

Rolled up, now I have to share it

I mean, smells like pot, but I have to wear it

After show drinking coffee on the go

And stop blowing up 'fore we have to go

Looking for a girl that likes me flow

Looking for a bird just let me know