Jacket - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

I took a good long drive down the NJ Pike

Thinkin' Why you gotta be the type of boy I like?

And why you act so dumb, all the books you read?

You got a body like that, but you're living in your head

I make a quick pitstop at the, the Molly Pitcher

You say you got a girl, but I don't see her with ya

You say you want a drink but I want something stiffer

You say I oughta keep it clean... I ain't a Swiffer

Well, I like your shirt; I like your jacket

I like to think about you when I whack it

It doesn't hurt; there's nothing to it

Call me when you've had another think and honey let's do it

Yeah, I wanna do it to ya

When we met last week in the elevator

Said, "I've gotta feed a meter, but I'm gonna see you later"

In the bar you were chewing on a swizzle stick

I said, "You look so good you're gonna make me sick"

You tried to take a walk, but it was too much

You only wanna talk; you know I'm on the wanna touch

We tried to have a chat, but it was too scary

You're just a Democrat; I'm a revolutionary

Well, I like your shirt; I like your jacket

I like to think about you when I whack it

It doesn't hurt; there's nothing to it

Call me when you had another think and honey

Let's

Do it

I like your shirt; I like your jacket

I like to think about you when I

I like your shirt; I like your jacket

I like to think about you when I