[Verse 1]

I forced myself out on another date again last night

Introverted hoping that the company would make me right

All I ever got to see were insecurities

Showing off your Gucci belt and designer jeans

[Pre-Chorus]

Trying too hard to be cool

You really think I’m into you

Trying too hard to be cool

I’m not into you

[Chorus]

Dear god please make every man

A little bit more like Van McCann

Or just give me Van McCann

Maybe then I would like boys again

[Verse 2]

Your ego likes to tell you that you’re super extra cool

Thank you but I still, don’t wanna hit your juul

I don’t really care about who you think you know

One shot of Ciroc and you’re trying to take me home

[Pre-Chorus]

Trying too hard to be cool

You really think I’m into you

Trying too hard to be cool

I’m not into you

[Chorus]

Dear God please make every man

A little bit more like Van McCann

Or just give me Van McCann

Maybe then I would like boys again

[Bridge]

Your best friends a DJ

Called me wasted on Friday

Friends think I’m Ok, your mom thinks I’m cool yay

[Chorus]

Dear god please make every man

A little bit more like Van McCann

Or just give me Van McCann

Maybe then I would like boys again

[Outro]

Maybe then

Maybe then I would

Maybe then I would like boys again

Maybe then

Maybe then I would

Maybe then I would like boys again