Released on October 6, 2018

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[Chorus: TryHardNinja]

Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless (It's useless)

Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless (It's useless)

[Verse 1: TryHardNinja & CaptainSparklez]

Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless

(Craft a diamond hoe, whatcha doin'?)

The end without a bow, you clueless (Bow)

Got them phantoms raining down

You ain't sleepin, yeah, they ruthless

While you suck we out here stuntin'

Use the wiki don't know nothin'

And you diggin' down you ignorant

One by one, my god you ignant (Yeah)

In the water past your neck

You gonna drown while you out fishin'

Passing diamonds in the mine now

My god use your eyes (What are that?)

Skippin' potions for the Nether

No stop you gon' die (Die, die)

[Chorus: TryHardNinja & CaptainSparklez]

Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless, (Scoop!)

Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless


[Interlude: CaptainSparklez]

Don't craft a diamond hoe

When the first time you tried to craft yourself a bow out here?

Why you tryna act like you didn't mix up the sticks and the string first time round?

Don't craft a diamond-


[Verse 2: CaptainSparklez]

Ain't no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!)

Ain't no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!)

Ain't no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!)

Ain't no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!)

Ain't no bad luck, not it, you just suck

By lighting you struck, see now that's some bad luck

You didn't light up the town, now zombies runnin' amok

Ghast blew up your portal, no flint you slipped up

Ain't no bad luck, you didn't prep for it

You not making armor, your gear is unfit

You used the bonus kit, need someone to baby sit

Now get you some more seeds, that diamond hoe's lit (Lit, lit, lit)


[Chorus: TryHardNinja]

Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless

Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless