She didn't like the way he looked at her

And I know what she did

She went outside and built a snowman

And pretended it was him

She made him very big and fat

So everyone could see

He sat below a stove-top hat

In the yard beside the tree

And through the long cold winter

He stood on guard alone

All through the long cold winter

She filled him up with love

She didn't like the way he yelled at her

And she knew what to do

She went and hollowed out the snowman

'til there was room enough for two

She really loved bonhomme du neige

He was her ideal man

And she told him all her secrets

And she told him all her plans

And through the long cold winter

He stood on guard alone

All through the long cold winter

She filled him up with love

All through the long cold winter

He'd never understand

All through the long cold winter

He was, her perfect man

She didn't like the way he hit her

So she killed him in his sleep

And she took him to the front yard

So the two could finally meet

When she finished with the snowman

Kissed his cheek and said goodbye

Then she emptied out the bank accounts

And flew across the sky

After the long cold winter

It was as I had feared

After the long cold winter

Her and the snowman disappeared

The long cold winter

After the snow had turned to sand

After the long cold winter

There lay, her perfect man

Her perfect man