[Verse 1]

When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine

But this cat starts banging, man, what a swine

So I called reception but to no avail

That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale

It went bang (Bang!), I said shut up

It went bang (Bang!), I said rap up

Well, I'm aware that the guy must do his work

But the piledriver man drove me berserk

[Chorus]

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

(He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot d'ya want?)

[Verse 2]

Once a lifetime, twice a day

If you don't work you get no pay

I've been to the east, I've been to the west

But the girls I like most are the ones undressed

Well, hello Adam, where you been?

I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean

I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad

Well, you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad

[Chorus]

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?

(He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot?

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He said captain, he said wot? Oooh!)

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?

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He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot? Oooh!)

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?

(He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot? Oooh!)

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?

(He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot? Oooh!)

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?