[Intro]

Bang, bang

He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot d'ya want?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot? Oooh!

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot? Oooh!

Woo

[Verse 1]

When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine

But this cat starts banging, man, what a swine

So I called reception but to no avail

That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale

It went bang ( Bang! ), I said shut up

It went bang ( Bang! ), I said rap up

Well, I'm aware that the guy must do his work

But the piledriver man drove me berserk

[Chorus]

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

( He said captain, he said wot?

He said captain, he said wot d'ya want? )

[Verse 2]

Once a lifetime, twice a day

If you don't work you get no pay

I've been to the east, I've been to the west

But the girls I like most are the ones undressed

Well, hello Adam, where you been?

I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean

I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad

Well, you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad?

[Chorus]

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?

( He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot? Oooh! )

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?

( He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot? Oooh! )

[Interlude]

Bang, bang

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot? Oooh!

[Chorus]

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?

( He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot? Oooh! )

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?

( He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot? Oooh! )

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot?

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want?