THCtv / Captain Crunk

By Captain Crunk

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Live life in the Offset

Love's just a chemical and time's just a concept

At night I dive in my conscious, delight in the lines i derive from the nonsense

High-five I vibe with the monsters

Get live, set fire to a concert

Dive in a moshpit

Slightly obnoxious

Might die, might fly, man i got this

Heart burst out my chest like an alien, play pretend

Do whatever if it pays the rent, your crazy friends

Got you doing H again, blazing peng, living on the razor's edge

Open your mind and i'm hoping you find that there's dopamine lines and they're flowing inside and just knowing your bride had a bro on the side might have broken your pride but it's totally fine caaa'

I just ate a biscuit packet that was dipped in acid man the shit was savage

Made me start speaking in a different language that i think was Spanish

Instagram pic of my split synapses

Just the same pic with a different caption

Still the same chick with a different mattress

Still the same flames but with different matches

Get famous get sued by your Tinder matches

This shit dropped and went instant-classic

Get two W's on E 'cause I Vince Mcmahon it, Meek Milly and my chick's the baddest, wait hold up switch the tangent to a different plan, fuck it, a different planet

Making M's on the rings of Saturn, show 'em what a Genie is like this bitch Alladin man i'm fricken' savage

Runnin' out of room for improvement

Guns 'n' Roses, Use Your Illusion

The Government wants to abuse your confusion and use it to ruin a beautiful union

Rhyme great with the mind-state of a primate

Flow cold, and I go nuts, that's Ice-Age

Five-eight but I'll take your bridesmaid on a nice date

Entree of rice-cakes and a nice steak

Take her back to my place, don't call next day say i'll add her on Myspace