[Intro]

Uh we're gonna have a problem here

Someone knocked water on the servers and now the whole country's out

So we're gonna have a problem

[Verse 1]

You may have heard people diss

Celebritys

Enemys or even political figures

But you ain't heard someone roast an internet provider and dig them a grave

Deeper then the ringer

But what's a fellow to do when he's outta school the nets down and he wanna fuckin rap a tune

I'm boutta abuse you with words and use you to cop herds of nerds

And giving views

To learn why the Rodger dodger

Ain't so pogger any longer

A provider with problems that linger longer then the scent from your bullshit you won't ponder your a goner

Pull the gun back to the back and shoot it

Explode your sales like a nuke hit it

But not in the way you want

Destroy the plant forget your aunt she'll switch to bell to taunt this company built off scams like hell got plees to feed the need for consumer safety and greed

But then it cuts out for days connection is weak (uh i can't fix this) like the start of the week no time to think they fixed the shit but ruined it

What the fuck I thought this was on fucking fleek

[Verse 2]

Roger this Roger that get it up fix it back then attack the customers who switch back to the crap they had cause it works better then your wack ass

Ads are a cringe track blackmail ain't gonna make me feel sad your bad deals had none of us grabbing at it like dang kababit a chance you had it but you missed the target and hit it back to the wall a far miss

But a hard hit to the dick when you fucked up learn a bit maybe don't take a hit if you can't handle it (ahh its on fire) leave it to the bigs

I mean you are the big but for a company with so much money you certainly do a lotta funny business and shit wouldn't call you scam artists

But thats just ridiculous

And to think imma use you to upload my diss

And text my clique

I mean

Switching ain't so hard

Most reliable internet provider

Said like an idiot with an ass tighter then a fire fighter

But you won't get fired lighter

Wheres the human rights issues Like nestle network won't buy it either

Hey boys we got a Cryer

Don't want money?

Well stop scamming we all know you own fido

Why though

You own everything

Which is why you mess up everything

Clueless when it goes down

Oh shit not this again now

Man oh hell

Hell damn

Rogers down like a gentleman

Bitch please

Cry louder

Let's hear what this pussy thinks about credits for time hurt

Get ur game up I ain't gonna help you

I would rather use bell just to spite you

Connection cables

Feeling fable?

You can't run the shit you fucking made though

Not surprised rogers don't work in a cave though

Crippled using a cane though in toronto

Thanks Carl but i should call you arold cause arold you do is let down arold us

Down s o we put up a big fuss but you give 3 credits to us

What fucks a credit gonna do

Can't transform into mother fucking food

What's it gonna do bring tissues i'm havin issues with my internet provider being a bitch too

[Verse 3]

Wow wow

You wanna fucking sue me

But can't cause i'll get defended like glue beats

And i use these tunes as a rule for myself to combat whos

So who beats the king of the new beats

I turn heat up you turn me down you let us up then let us down (carl its burning)

Like my alter ego kinda shit mr let down hates you and hates rogers too bitch

Yeah

Shut the fuck up mother fucka

Refund all my money or get dissed buddy

So i guess you get dissed buddy cause thats funny you cause dissed yourself

When you hid the dummy

Whats wrong carl you embarrassed

You got family issues that spread to your parents

And use yahoo cause google don't want none ya your business

[Outro]

Oh one more thing

Down detector with rogers shows all the issues you're dodging

Its down more then its up

Its fucked how its reliable but never up

Save the drama

Cause you don't give a fuck

(ah fuck it we'll just give them credits)