Socially Distant

By Canadian Softball

On COSPLIT-19

Released on May 22, 2020

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[Verse 1]

Today is Friday, or is it Thursday?

Nevermind, it's actually a Monday

I’m getting lonely, so lonely

Losing my head, do you even miss me?


[Pre-Chorus]

When will it end?


[Chorus]

I need a haircut, it's been two whole months, I'm bored as hell

And I can’t believe the distance between you and me

I know it's wrong, but the grass is green

When can we break quarantine?


[Post-Chorus]

Please God!

All I want is antibodies!


[Verse 2]

Finished Tiger King in one sitting, I won't recover financially

If I can't work remotely, how am I to make money?

You're trying to protect your grandma, but she'll die soon anyway

And I miss going to shows and parties and stuff


[Pre-Chorus]

I'm bored! When will it end? Because I really...


[Chorus]

Need a haircut, it's been two whole months, I’m bored as hell

And I can’t believe the distance between you and me

I know it's wrong, but the grass is green

When can we break quarantine?

[Bridge: Jarrod Alonge, Jarrod Alonge & Rachel Alonge]

Come over to my house, I sanitized

I know it’s wrong, but pretty please, will you just break quarantine?

We're on a Zoom call, greenscreen the backwall

Your Dodo code is not working at all

We're on a Zoom call, greenscreen the backwall

Your Dodo code is not working at all

DW47F!

You didn't close your NookPhone


[Chorus]

I need a haircut, has it really been two months? I’m bored as hell

And I can't believe the distance between you and me

I know it's wrong, but the grass is green

When can we break quarantine?


[Outro]

Come over to my house, I sanitized

I know it's wrong, but I do believe the world revolves around me