[Verse 1]

I'm conventional, unexceptional

I'm average at best, and I'm just like the rest

And I wrote this song, you can sing along

If it makes you feel special, that's fine

[Pre-Chorus]

I tie my own shoes the same way you guys do

And I never leave home without glasses

I’ve never done drugs and I drink from a mug

That I found at a discount thrift store

[Chorus]

I'm an average Joe, going with the flow

There's nothing too special about me

And though I'm uncomfortable, I'm relatable

I can market to just about anyone

[Post-Chorus]

Why be a rock star when I can strum my guitar

And just whine about being unpopular?

I'm seemingly normal, but I'm signed to a label

And I'm probably the coolest guy in the room

[Bridge]

I'm an average Joe!

[Post-Chorus]

Why be a rock star when I can strum my guitar

And just whine about being unpopular?

[Outro]

I'm an average Joe, I'm conventional, unexceptional

I'm average at best, and I'm just like the rest...