[Verse 1]

All right all right, listen up all you WANNABES

I’m the only one who really knows what you’re up against when you take on this class

So why don’t I show you what it takes to become as good as me?

[Verse 2]

Let’s get down to business

To become a monk

Don’t have flash like a bard

Or all that armor junk

You’re the saddest Rogue I’ve ever met

But you bet before I’m through

Listen-- I’ll make monk out of you

[Verse 3]

Body as a weapon

That you hone with skill

Screw that sword and shield talk

Use your fists to kill

You’re a spineless pale pathetic lot

You must heightеn your IQ

So that I’ll make monk out of you

[Verse 4]

Elements if you need to cast

Sun soul if you wanna bе Goku

If you want weapons kinsei is the way

Way of shadows might work for you

Open hand and Long death are good too

But let’s be real drunk master can PARTAAAAYY

[Courus]

Be a monk

Just understand your ki is your power

Be a monk

It is a force only you can use

Be a monk

Once you work hard now to be a master

No one will be able to step up to you!

[Verse 5]

Time is racing faster

You must meet its pace

If you can’t dodge a caster

Then what can you face?

What exactly are you waiting for?

Someone else to hold your hand?

Then what use is a monk like you?

[Courus]

Be a monk

Just understand your ki is your power

Be a monk

It is a force only you can use

Be a monk

Once you work hard now to be a master

No one will be able to step up to you!

Be a monk

Just understand your ki is your power

Be a monk

It is a force only you can use

Be a monk

Once you work hard now to be a master

No one will be able to step up to you