[Verse 1]

Your black hair mess

You batshit, catfish, Danny Devito in a dress

It's always too good to be true

[?], I'll make the most out of a liar like you

[Pre-Chorus 1]

It's serving me right, I suppose

We both know but pretending we don't

[Chorus]

Have you ever walked 'round Madison Square

In an 'I Love London' T-shirt?

I bet you've never been there

Have you ever walked to Trafalgar Square

In an 'I Love New York' T-shirt?

I bet you've never been there

I bet you've never been there

I bet you never have

[Verse 2]

Could I care less?

Oh, for all the wrong reasons girl

You're ripping my heart from my chest

Such a soft-centred soul

Like cereal

We spent too long in the bowl

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Should I be more 'rock 'n' roll'?

We both know, we're pretending

It's serving me right, I suppose

We both know but pretending we don't

[Chorus]

Have you ever walked 'round Madison Square

In an 'I Love London' T-shirt?

I bet you've never been there

Have you ever walked to Trafalgar Square

In an 'I Love New York' T-shirt?

I bet you've never been there

I bet you've never been there

[Bridge]

In your 'I Heart NYC'

I T Y

T-shirt

Oh

In your 'I Heart NYC'

I T Y

T-shirt

Oh

In your T-shirt

Oh

(I bet you've never been there)

In your T-shirt, oh

(I bet you've never been there)

In your T-shirt, oh

(I bet you've never been there)

In your T-shirt

Oh

[Chorus 2]

Have you ever walked 'round Madison Square

In an 'I Love London' T-shirt?

I bet you've never been there

I bet you've never been there

[Outro]

[?]

(I bet you've never been there)

What am I next?

(I bet you've never been there)

You're a batshit, catfish, Danny Devito in a dress

What am I next?

You batshit, catfish, Danny Devito

In a dress