[Intro]

I'm so sorry if this song sucks

Listen to it anyway

{Verse 1]

My id's an idiot, sync up the idiosyncrasies

JJ ridiculous and I will kill Skrillex

Slice his throat with acrylic nails and nail Kate Beckinsale

And have her at my beckon call, and give Beck a call

Because I think I'm in love, but I'm actually crazy

And kinkier than Ray Davies, blond girls me after school

In the ummmm gymnasi, skew my views she is so cute with queues

Accuse Sara of being too fine, no Syracuse

Never infuse lyrically, tear on the cheek of Hercules

Stole the heart of Monica with this harmonica

Fatigued, needs some tea to fuck Chrissy Teigen

My confidence is confidential, my heart is not broken just beaten

But still beating, got my flow defying odds even though I'm pretty odd, sayonara to the applause all there is now is dropped jaws

And the first time I saw it I cried after they killed Jaws

I was like six years old, I love Great White Sharks

[Chorus]

I'm just laying on my back, with my hands behind my head

I'm just frustrated in calm fashion, but I'm still myself

[Verse 2]

I feel like I'm stuck, Moonstruck, so I've got to share my feelings

I'm never lying all I am is a real sphinx

I don't want to do it alone, get a feature from Tim Pagnotta

Devour an Uncrustable from Smuckers but I am no schmuck

Just a crazy Gnarls narcissist who harps on marvelous art

No marble statue, has shindigs in the apartment

Stole the heart of Brie Larson, got charged with larceny

It's very hard to speak, I purchased a corsage

To get Andrea Corr to go to prom with me, I promise

I want to go to Bonnaroo and ruin someone's shoes with vomit

Pompous, pumping my fists with excitement

Splooge on the ass of pumpkin-bottom bitches

Awkward words when talking to Serj Tankian because I'm a fan

He shook my hands as my hands shook like Parkinson's

I have anxiety, remember, I get jittery sometimes, arbitrary harpoon

[Chorus]

I'm just laying on my back, with my hands behind my head

I'm just frustrated in calm fashion, but I'm still myself

[Verse 3}

Giving all these bitches multiple orgasms, that's my M.O

But I'm not trying to be a Fatal Attraction and get Glenn Close

But they stay most of the time like Johnathan

So I'm going to stick my dick in once her jaws unhinge

They don't flinch, I don't hit women, except Madeline

And I'm deeply sorry I was like ten, I truly am sorry, never again, possibly

[Chorus]

I'm just laying on my back, with my hands behind my head

I'm just frustrated in calm fashion, but I'm still myself (myself)

[Outro]

Only I can answer that