Intro (Callum):

Aye aye aye (Free Tay-K)

Huh? Huh? Huh? What? (But actually don't, he committed first-degree murder)

What? What? What? Huh?

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

Hook (Callum):

What do we do when the guac is extra?

We put it in a sock and we throw it at Debra

Riding around in a Barbie Telsa

I don't want too much guac I just want perfection

I got the poll like a bad election

Call me Pheonix Right when I say objection

I do not show that much affection

Now shall we move on to the next section?

Verse 1 (Callum):

I want guac but I don't want much

Kick him in the shins just like a tow truck

Eat gum off the floor five bucks

I use this beat as a bad crutch

Cause I can't rhyme unless it's in Dutch

I have extremely bad luck

Uh, uh, uh, guess what

I'll smack you in the face with my extra five feet

That I grew whenever my gas tank leaked

I spit venom whenever I speak

I'm kidding it's ink from the pens i eat

Hook (Callum):

What do we do when the guac is extra?

We put it in a sock and we throw it at Debra

Riding around in a Barbie Telsa

I don't want too much guac I just want perfection

I got the poll like a bad election

Call me Pheonix Right when I say objection

I do not show that much affection

Now shall we move on to the next section?

Verse 2 (Lil Scooter Ankle):

Pull up to the skate park with the guac

You know that I'm out here around the clock

I don't got no straps, I don't got no Glocks

Just got my crocs and a tiny rock

Pebbles in my pocket

You know we be socking

Kids that are Juuling

But we be popping

We don't do lean

We make memes

Gnomey and I be like Mr. Clean

Outro (Lil Scooter Ankle):

Bald headed white man trynna beat me

Hit him with the scooter until his ankle bleeds (Aye)