[Skit: CallMeCarson, jschlatt & Funny Mic jschlatt]

How's it going?

Good, I’m playing Breath Of The Wild

I can hear that, it sounds nice

Yeah, I'm in a girl outfit

Can I play you a song?

Yeah, play it for me

It's got a slow start

Oh, yeah?

This is my song

Ahaha, go fuck yourself

I hate this video, I fucking hate this video

Please don’t let me be a part of this video

I've changed my mind, I don't wanna be in this video

Cut out every single part where I'm in this video, Carson

I changed my mind I don't wanna be in it

It's a good video

No, it's not a, it's a shit ass video

Pick up the call

Oh, the skype, a skype?

Pick it up! Pick up the phone Carson!

Pick up the fucking phone!