Intro: Yeah

Let's do this, bruh

Here we go, yeah

Skrrt

Verse: Someday I'll be thirteen

Skills from me will make you nowhere to be seen

Make me mad, push you into the mud, you're unclean

You're like a ghost in defence, we saying 'Where you been?'

Eating chilli, you make me a hot head like Gordon

In the basketball court, taking shots like Michael Jordan

I'm in lockdown, my head is filled with boredom

But what's more boring is you, Morgz and Boris Johnson

I be drinking milkshakes, watching Nеtflix and chill whilst you be sinking

You be staring into the abyss, gеtting relegated, I'm Ronaldo and to you, I'll be winking

You're weak, help is what you'll seek, but you won't get it

Touch me on the shoulder, you'll regret it

I annoy you, you angry, foul me to the ground, you're a cheat like Biden

I'm not afraid of the waves, the waves are afraid of me, I control them like Poseidon

When my opponents have the ball, I'm right behind them

I'm right behind them, when they talk trash to me, I mind them

'Cause they make me feel uncomfortable

They're just depressed like an unadoptable

I don't like your old school type, it's always Harry Potter and the Chronicles

It's boring history, so bad that I could just break your knee

You're a Karen 'cause you usually yell at me

Your skin looks like rotten dough, I think I caught Covid-19

Went a bit far though but I'm a bad boy playing guitar though

I'm Bad Santa, coming down the chimney, mixing the smoke with dope, so

I've gone to the next level, I can do better things e.g. kill Luigi and steal golden rings

Break Mario's heart, couldn't use Joe Hart 'cause he couldn't save things

Rising star like Haaland, you couldn't even spread your wings

Dancing like I'm Mo Mo, young gun like Moukoko, my team wins

Whenever it's a nutmeg or a rainbow flick, it'll make you sick

Cry at night whilst watching the replays, you're just jealous that I run real quick

When I get the ball off you, you pretend that I fouled you, you're a Hollywood actor

That's Neymar copywriting, get up and scream in my face, I'll smack ya

I'm running down the wing, you slip and grab my shorts, that's a red flag

Get sent off, parents get mad, you're sad and you're bad, they start to nag

Call me fat, it's only because I'm full of rhymes

Everytime, 24/7, they shine better than silver dimes

Wherever you go, I'm right behind ya, I'll blast you off to China

Pandemic times, bats in the sky, I'll make you go higher

Eat 'em up whilst I'll put poison in your cup

Face goes green, you throw up, Pennywise starts to show up

I go to Brazil, samba dance, move from side to side, fly to India, lightbulb vibes

Safari rides in Africa, that's where I meet them tribes

We hit them shots on target like Mane, have an afro like Sane

Riots at Arsenal 'cause the players and I had a late party with Partey

First attempt, you got the better of me, but next time, I'll score the goal of the century

You too scared to battle me, afraid to tackle me, you ran away and cried near the bad luck tree

Shame on you, boo boo, let us down, couldn't save us with Tree Fu

You always posh, rated PG, Cbeebies, it gives me rabies, I go get the shoe

I jump scare you, you go get to the loo

You already knew that I'll soon abuse you and traumatise you

Smile at me, you wanna try me, wanna drown me in the sea

Think you're skillful like ChrisMD but you're just a little pea

Triple X, look at me

Listen to me, you better study me

Otherwise, you'll worry about me

Have nightmares about me, don't wanna clout me

Got the haters loving me

Losers mad, wanna cuff thee

We fire them balls like Captain Hook and Mr. Smee

Snatch them coins from Jake, Izzy and Cubby

By the way, Cubby looks chubby

Eats Pick 'N' Mix, makes him look stubby

He's ugly, he has a chunky tummy

He's roasted enough, he goes and cries to his mummy

He just sad to be in a show

He just mad to be gordito

His skin's the wrap of a burrito

He's my least favorito